British

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell".
[] Fish and chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a full English breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] It's football...not soccer.

Total: 2

Italian

[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5'10''.
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 3

Spanish

[] You say "member" instead of "remember".
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have high lights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.

Total: 3

Russian

[] You say villian as "Vee-lon".
[] You're short-tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 1

Irish

[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have red-hair. (Dyed)
[] You have had/have freckles
[] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.

Total: 4

African American

[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.

Total: 2

Asian

[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes "typhoons".
[] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2

German

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 5

Canadian

[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say "Eh?".
[] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 3

American

[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 4

I am... Germany. (Funny thing is I was born there. XD)